Knickers in a Knot
Posted by: missconstrued on: May 30, 2008
I must’ve gotten up on the wrong side of bed today, seriously. Even though I always get out THE SAME WAY.
Today, on AOL, they are running some fluff article about a teacher who is “more interested in affairs than arithmetic”. And it says that her story (gasp! scandal!) isn’t for kids. So I click over. Because I am a lemming. Squeak! Squeak! Is that what lemmings sound like?
Now, I know that not all teachers are saints, and I don’t expect them to be. They’re probably one of the most raucous crowds I know (and love!), apart from missionary kids. But the story of this 32 year old Ms. J. Lopez who is sleeping with her assistant principal, “hanging out” with her co worker, dating a younger man, and posting drunk weekend escapades on Facebook. FACEBOOK! is…C’mon AOL! Why did you post this? In your “job” section?Is this BREAKING employment news?
You’re trying to recruit young women with loose morals to teach? What? I don’t get it. I can’t even think of ONE point to this article, and I read it over an hour ago!
And don’t even get me started on the tagline. More interested in affairs than arithmetic? She’s an ART TEACHER!!!!! The only math she should care about is her paycheck! And apparently those 14 dollar cocktails. Alliterations be damned.
I also found it highly odd that your “writer” (please tell me you did not pay her for this, unless it was in, uh…I don’t know. Gummy worms? Unicorn stickers?) divulged so much information about said teacher (job, first and last name, location of employment, location of apartment and exactly how to find it, who she is getting horizontal with) and then told us not to try and find her on facebook because, and I QUOTE “I’m not trying to lose my job here. I know how to set everything to private and I certainly don’t use my real name,”. Are you kidding me? ARE YOU? KIDDING ME? You tell us your name, where you teach, your salary, that you are sleeping with your boss who you (again with the quotes) “have control” of and you’re NOT trying to lose your job?
Where’s Ashton Kutcher?
This has got to be completely fabricated.
That, or YOU, Jalisa Lopez are smoking some serious crack in that back room with the 3rd grade teacher.
Wanna see the article?
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4 Responses to "Knickers in a Knot"
May 31, 2008 at 1:33 am
Unbelievable. Both the story itself and that a professional site would allow that to be posted. What’s next for Miss J. Lopez? A season in Cannes? With a kindergartener?
January 27, 2009 at 1:59 pm
I read this article a little while ago from AOL, and I couldn’t believe it either. That’s why I decided to waste some time (because it’s 8pm, I’m snowed in, and I have nothing better to do with my life) to Google her and came up with this. Too funny. There’s no way this woman can be a real person, unless she is a complete freaking idiot. Even if she is, I can’t believe AOL posted it…and they are constantly surprising me with weird articles. It sounds more like the plot to a bad X-rated novel.
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May 30, 2008 at 11:35 am
The Sex and the City movie came out this weekend, right? So, maybe it’s a reel of real reality and a hook, er… I wish my Art Teacher had a sex life, it would’ve made it easy on the brush strokes.