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OH. PIN. YON.

Posted by: missconstrued on: July 5, 2009

Coming home again is always an interesting feeling. Exciting, painful, embarrassing, irritating, heart-wrenching, relaxing. All in the space of about 5 minutes.
Last night, for example, I went to a 4th of July shindig at a relative’s house. It was mentioned about 5 times how 10 years ago I was a completely drunk bitch to my [...]

Bamboozled.

Posted by: missconstrued on: May 25, 2009

I was flipping through the few channels that we have the other day. Well, yesterday, which would make it Sunday in the States, which would mean that there were a few religiously themed programs on. One was called “Pure Life” – hosted by a young couple – married? brother and sister? Hitting up the teenagers.
Good. Everybody [...]

In a Nutshell.

Posted by: missconstrued on: February 25, 2009

I was going to write a whole post about humility. About how it hands you your ass on a platter when you least expect it.
The performance? With the whole back up singing thing? Disaster. For me. Of course the show went on, but I *LOST* it. And by lost it, I mean carefully applied turquoise [...]

Ridiculi, Ridicula…

Posted by: missconstrued on: February 2, 2009

Things that strike me as ridiculous at the moment:
1.) The media. Are we seriously still talking about Jessica Simpson’s jeans/weight gain? Lean in real close, I want to tell you something.  Can you hear me? Are you looking at me? Okay, now get REEEEELY close, now, because I’m only going to say it once: GET!A!LIFE! [...]