Archive for the ‘Evil Stepmother’ Category
Silly Girl.
Posted by: missconstrued on: July 15, 2009
Dh had a conversation with TD the other day. He’s with the other half of his family, which…shhhhh….I wish I could be happy for him about, but I just spend the day fretting. I think he’s learning some difficult lessons.
1.) She told him they would do Christmas together when he got there. Um? No presents [...]
Life with Teen: A Study
Posted by: missconstrued on: June 22, 2009
On Patience? Maybe I’m cheating, but I went out and bought a copy of Love and Logic – teen edition. I used that book in the classroom and had great results with it. I thought it would give me some pointers for how to interact with (I had to not type REACT to) Kid 1.
I [...]
A Post A Day…
Posted by: missconstrued on: June 20, 2009
…keeps the crazies at bay. Which could lead you to several different conclusions.
1.) That I have been cheating on myself and posting somewhere else.
2.) That I am batshit insane.
The truth is, it’s been a little bit of both. I put ONE post on fb. It was funny, and when I can think clearly, I’ll post [...]
Monkey See, Monkey Don’t.
Posted by: missconstrued on: April 23, 2009
Is it written in the handbook of teenage law that THOU SHALT DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT THOUS PARENTS COMMAND, EVEN IF IT KILLS THOU?
TD and I have been running around 4 – 5 miles weekly – after deciding to do a marathon together this summer (he’ll do 1/2, I’ll do the whole enchilada). [...]
Quick! Nominate Me Now!
Posted by: missconstrued on: March 12, 2009
I am *SO* in first place for STEPMOTHER of the year.
This morning, td and I went out for a quick trot around the runway. I was happy for his company. He’s quick and also protects me from the ghosts from the pet cemetary. Yeah, I’m kidding. But it *IS* dark out there and we all [...]
Love at First Bite.
Posted by: missconstrued on: February 10, 2009
A.K.A.:
You can’t make me! #4230
The boy has a girl. Or, the dude has a dudette, more specifically. An older woman. And who would dh and I be if we didn’t try and school him in the ways of love?
Now, if there is ONE thing that I have learned about td, it’s that you CANNOT tell [...]
Ridiculi, Ridicula…
Posted by: missconstrued on: February 2, 2009
Things that strike me as ridiculous at the moment:
1.) The media. Are we seriously still talking about Jessica Simpson’s jeans/weight gain? Lean in real close, I want to tell you something. Can you hear me? Are you looking at me? Okay, now get REEEEELY close, now, because I’m only going to say it once: GET!A!LIFE! [...]
Tickled.
Posted by: missconstrued on: May 11, 2008
Td surprises me every day.
Yesterday, as I lay in Mother’s Day Buffet stupor, he made me an angel food cake and frosted it with chocolate pudding. All fat free of course, because he knows how neurotic I am.
When I asked what he was making, he said, “Uh…”
So I said, “Eggs?”
And he replied, “Yeah! Eggs!”
He put [...]
*Intermission*
Posted by: missconstrued on: April 10, 2008
Wow! Only 6 more days of story telling to go. I will say that this has been harder than expected…remember that story I told you about that guy that I dated? I went to Palau one summer and when I got back we went out together for dinner and I was describing the beauty and [...]
Ka-Boom II. Intermission.
Posted by: missconstrued on: March 21, 2008
I spoke to a friend after firing off the last blog entry. She pointed out that I repeated at least 3 times that I need a break, and I guess I do. I just really need to get away and get some perspective. Which points to the boat trip. I was offered a room, but [...]
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