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The Great Space Coaster
Posted by: missconstrued on: November 19, 2009
I can’t help but look back and think, “When did things get so messed up?”
This morning, as td was speaking to me over the phone, I literally felt my body shutting down. It is so hard to explain.
He said he was worried about me because of the dream that I had the night prior, among [...]
There’s Always a But(t).
Posted by: missconstrued on: November 17, 2009
Butt of a joke.
But…(insert scary news here).
In trying to get my thoughts together, I was posed a question by dh after I told him that something had to give, and that if I didn’t find that SOMETHING soon, it was going to be me. He asked me why it was our relationship or me. And [...]
Monkey See, Monkey Do.
Posted by: missconstrued on: December 2, 2008
It can be funny when kids imitate your behavior. When I taught kindergarten in Saipan, for example. I’d turn off the light for silence (because I saw it on TV, and we all know that makes it a *GREAT* idea!), and from then on, whenever one of them thought it too loud or too chaotic [...]
Katie Ka-BOOM.
Posted by: missconstrued on: March 21, 2008
Yesterday, I got an e-mail from td’s teacher, saying that while he was a very good cook, he didn’t try anything he ate, and that it saddened her to see his choices. I forwarded it on to dh, and e-mailed him this:
It’s kind of long, sorry.
I heard from your teachers today. Unsolicited (meaning that I [...]
Unwritten
Posted by: missconstrued on: February 7, 2008
I didn’t answer the phone when The Incredible Sulk called last night. And then I lied about it when td told me there was a message on the phone. Said I didn’t hear the phone ring. That maybe, just maybe, I was outside.
I’m sitting at my desk right now drinking a Red Bull, digging into a [...]
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Posted by: missconstrued on: November 30, 2007
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Communication with the H’s: What NOT to Do
Posted by: missconstrued on: August 14, 2006
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