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A Post A Day…
Posted by: missconstrued on: June 20, 2009
…keeps the crazies at bay. Which could lead you to several different conclusions.
1.) That I have been cheating on myself and posting somewhere else.
2.) That I am batshit insane.
The truth is, it’s been a little bit of both. I put ONE post on fb. It was funny, and when I can think clearly, I’ll post [...]
19 Days.
Posted by: missconstrued on: May 12, 2009
It’s hard to believe that another year is almost over. What’s 19 days, really, in school time? A blink of an eye. Trying to keep things organized at this point in the year is…challenging. At home and at work.
Tangent. Attention Heidi Montag Pratt: We get it. You are skinny with big boobs and big blonde [...]
Deja Vu.
Posted by: missconstrued on: April 29, 2009
I’m not exactly SURE what possessed me to do the Rustman two years in a row…
Insanity? I think I like the thought of a long term goal. That’s much more manageable for me than just plain crazy! I think you and I BOTH know what the truth is, though!
Going in, I had 3 [...]
Day 3
Posted by: missconstrued on: April 8, 2009
Let me just preface by saying that I FULLY realize I have no right to bitch.
Yesterday was a beautiful, scorchingly sunny day – I pedaled my happy ass down to the other end of the island after a morning yoga class to shoot pictures of the boys surfing. I know, I know, Just STFU right [...]
Damn, You FOINE!
Posted by: missconstrued on: March 22, 2009
Apparently, there’s something living on an island does to you. And, as I rode to yoga last week, I realized exactly what it was. You lose all fashion focus. I had a MINUTE minute of consciousness as I pedaled, gaily, but didn’t care. The offending ensemble? Was all about the feet, friends. Picture this. Yoga [...]
Best of Times, Worst of Times
Posted by: missconstrued on: March 19, 2009
No. Not really. I’ve just had Dickens on the mind.
Is there some great saying about changes coming after you tread water? Because that’s what I feel like I’m doing.
Haven’t heard from doctor. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said “…”
My partner and I are going to ask if we can do something a LEETLE [...]
So! Happy! It! Is! Thursday!
Posted by: missconstrued on: March 4, 2009
Yesterday, after school, I went to they gym and did a crazy workout with dh. At the beginning of our courtship (ha!) and marriage, we were avid partners. I enjoy that time with him. Most of the time. Except when I cannot walk properly for two days afterward.
I came home, did the dishes, then went [...]
In a Nutshell.
Posted by: missconstrued on: February 25, 2009
I was going to write a whole post about humility. About how it hands you your ass on a platter when you least expect it.
The performance? With the whole back up singing thing? Disaster. For me. Of course the show went on, but I *LOST* it. And by lost it, I mean carefully applied turquoise [...]
Hello Anxiety, My Old Friend.
Posted by: missconstrued on: February 4, 2009
Isn’t there a song?
It’s something o’clock in the morning. Ah yes. Billy Joel.
For some reason, unbeknownst to me, I am up at 3:00 in the morning. No, I’m not running this morning.
Yesterday, when I got home at 8:35 after dinner with my parents, I was EXHAUSTED. I barely had the energy to read two lines [...]
Breyn Ded.
Posted by: missconstrued on: January 16, 2009
It is Saturday, the kids have walked out the door.
I am WIPED out.
Suffice it to say that this is probably one of my most challenging years teaching. EVER.
GOD? Buddha? Goddess? Dalai Lama? Allah? Paris Hilton?
MY PLATE! SHE IS FULL!
Last night a friend shared with me that my mother told her she thought she was my demon. [...]
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