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Trick or Treat, Smell my Feet.

Posted by: missconstrued on: October 29, 2008

Dear Gwen Stefani.
Okay, so both you and I know that I am a big *SUCKER* for all things cute. Which is probably why I have adored you since your washboard ab, bottled blonde, drop waisted, ass kicking days. You know, before Gavin whatsisface. And motherhood. And all that stuff that girls do when they grow [...]

The Long and Skort of IT.

Posted by: missconstrued on: September 25, 2008

Let me preface by saying that *NEWSLFASH* I am a GIRL! Occasionally, I like to do girlie things, like wear pink and skirts and all that barfingly horrific stuff. Not often, mind you. But every now and then. In my quest to stay 27 FOREVER (even though you and I both know those days are LOOOOOOOONG [...]

Fashionista.

Posted by: missconstrued on: July 11, 2008

It’s been a long time since I product whored on here, but I cannot resist. Yeah, just like I “cannot” tell a lie!
When Momma and I were driving through the Mickey D’s drive through (for a DRINK, only! Still healthy!) I noticed a flyer for a 5k run on the 30th of this month benefitting [...]

Shh! It’s a surprise.

Posted by: missconstrued on: June 26, 2008

They say anyone can make a book, right? That’s what I’m up to. I’ve searched through photos of my dad and his family life (my mom, my brother) through 3 DECADES and am putting them together in a book for him.
I begged off on Father’s Day, so I figured it better be good, hunh?
I told Momma [...]

The Scoop.

Posted by: missconstrued on: February 15, 2008

 On Chicken Poop.
If you know me well, you know that I *LOVE* unusual products. So how could I, the girl who stubbornly wore blue lipstick even though it was most definitely NOT my color (no, not even if my nickname was Smurfette in middle school. Shut up. It’s not funny.) pass up the opportunity to [...]