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Chez Nous: On Pleasing Your Wife #41839
Posted by: missconstrued on: November 12, 2008
Dh, because he is Mr. McDreamy, as described by some deloverly coworkers of mine is taking lessons in how to be THE BEST HUSBAND EVER (listen closely! you can hear the ECHO! ECHO! echo! echo! ). Yes, that is copyrighted!
Witness!
dh: It’s your birthday! I will do the dishes for you!
rq: Aw, honey, that is so [...]
Protected: Weathering It.
Posted by: missconstrued on: September 18, 2008
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Strange Bedfellows
Posted by: missconstrued on: September 3, 2008
1.) If you see me sipping a diet coke does it automaticamente mean that I am pregnant?
2.) if my goggles are expensive, does it mean that they will keep my eyes dry and vision capable underwater?
3.) Would it be funny if I started my Parent Night spiel with “Hi. My name is RQ. I’m a libra and [...]
Let’s Do the Time Warp Again.
Posted by: missconstrued on: August 27, 2008
Hi.
My name is RQ and I *am* a shitty blogger.
I don’t know what is going on with the time. Where she is going, more specifically. One day gone turns into weeks, literally. And then, a month!
I keep having things happen that I think I should PRESERVE for posterity. Or posteriors. And then? Poof! It’s gone. [...]
Teenagers: #42534 – Smoking
Posted by: missconstrued on: July 28, 2008
I should just start numbering these now, for when I have to hand them in to the doctor because I have GONE INSANE.
I wrote to TIS, thought I would show him that I am still interested in him – because I think it is important. Seeing as how I will be spending some time with [...]
Hitting the Fan
Posted by: missconstrued on: June 3, 2008
The phone rang at 2:49 this morning. It was EX-Y. I knew something was wrong because she told me who she was before wanting to speak to dh. She has, to date, hung up or ignored me. When I heard my name come out of her mouth, I knew something was wrong.
I handed the phone [...]
Knickers in a Knot
Posted by: missconstrued on: May 30, 2008
I must’ve gotten up on the wrong side of bed today, seriously. Even though I always get out THE SAME WAY.
Today, on AOL, they are running some fluff article about a teacher who is “more interested in affairs than arithmetic”. And it says that her story (gasp! scandal!) isn’t for kids. So I click over. [...]
Thoughts. On Computers.
Posted by: missconstrued on: May 25, 2008
Can I just say that I find it a little bit bizarre what lengths some people will go to in order to obtain gratification?
My husband has an account on a bodybuilding website. Both he and td are on there, and use it to chat with other people who are fitness minded, get recipes, stuff like [...]
Scattered Thoughts
Posted by: missconstrued on: May 15, 2008
Have I really not blogged since Mothers’ Day, the beginning of the week? Usually I have to be on vacation (read: no internet access) to go that long without engaging in some type of stream of consciousness unloading. But nope. I’ve been sitting here, day after day after day just sucked into the vortex that is known [...]
On Kids: #4,293,304
Posted by: missconstrued on: May 8, 2008
Yesterday, tis finally lost it. He told dh, over the phone, that he was going to “hunt him down and get him” for taking his brother away from him. He accused dh of brainwashing his brother and added that we’re not teaching him about “real life”, because there is no stress here (apparently, he doesn’t [...]
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