Highly Satisfactional

Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category

Listy.

Posted by: missconstrued on: July 25, 2009

1.) I hope the kid is okay. The anger in his myspace status update is…
2.) The longer he is with his mother, the more I want to…protect him?
3.) I’m finding it increasingly harder to maintain a blog with twitter and facebook. I can update the HELL out of those pages, but longer thoughts are…I’m hoping [...]

A Post A Day…

Posted by: missconstrued on: June 20, 2009

…keeps the crazies at bay. Which could lead you to several different conclusions.
1.) That I have been cheating on myself and posting somewhere else.
2.) That I am batshit insane.
The truth is, it’s been a little bit of both. I put ONE post on fb. It was funny, and when I can think clearly, I’ll post [...]

Laff -O – Matic

Posted by: missconstrued on: March 24, 2009

You know what I didn’t know? I didn’t know that I live with a comedian! A real live one!
As dh and I were discussing our workdays at lunch, I mentioned that it had been TP’s (teaching partner) birthday.
The exch AWN ge (sounds much more official, innit?):
El: It’s her birthday?
Yo: Yep.
El: Today?
Yo: Yep.
El: Did you [...]

Blowin’ in the Wind

Posted by: missconstrued on: March 23, 2009

My friend took these pictures of us windsurfing, and this one just cracks me up! I look so…ahhhH!!! Furrowed brow. I should stop that if I don’t want to have wrinkles. This is probably one of the hardest things I’ve ever tried…looks deceptively simple, though.

New Attitude

Posted by: missconstrued on: February 18, 2009

And it’s not a good one, this morning. I feel angry and spiteful and hateful this morning. I’m sure it didn’t help that I got up to run and SURPRISE! nobody was there. I didn’t tell anyone to join me, and my friends certainly aren’t psychic, so…you get what you get, right?
I’m having a really [...]

She Said, She Said.

Posted by: missconstrued on: January 28, 2009

Rocket Queen’s words to Single Ladies (put a ring on it):
::must be sung loundly, for full effect::
If you like it, then you should’ve put a ring on it.
Don’t be mad if you see that there’s beer on it.
Which makes perfect sense to me. Back in my drinking days? I spilled beer ALL OVER my ring [...]

Personal Inventory

Posted by: missconstrued on: January 26, 2009

It was dh’s birthday this past weekend.
The day after found him hung over and with a very fuzzy recollection of the events from the night before.
I told him that I was *not* going to be a jerk to him on his birthday, but that drinking to blackout was not cool in my book.
I always tread [...]

Posted by: missconstrued on: January 21, 2009

I was in love with 3 men when I was 13.
Although, to call them men at that particular intersection of our lives would be misleading. We were young, unfettered, and arrogantly naive. Undeniably teenagers, with such a skewed perception of our worlds around us that I often wonder how we came through sane.
Christopher Dolan was one [...]

So Happy It’s Thursday.

Posted by: missconstrued on: January 8, 2009

Seriously, y’all, I don’t know what my problem is.
Or maybe I do.
I used to write EVERY DAY. EVERY. FLIPPIN. DAY. Now? I’m lucky if I can squeeze in a minute on this thing between LIFE and LIFE. I AM the kind of person who thinks, “I should put that on my blog!” and usually I [...]

This is The Way We Wrench Our Backs.

Posted by: missconstrued on: January 7, 2009

Who is it that talks about aging gracefully?
Because they are full of it, mister. Let me tell you.
We took a wonderful, sunny, ROUGH trip up to Bigej (about a 20/30 minute boat ride up the atoll) which was nevertheless enjoyed by all. Let me say that it was a little rough on the back, and [...]