Posted by: missconstrued on: March 4, 2008
You know you live on a deserted tropical island when:
In lieu of dye, you simply color in the inevitable bleach spots (which you use obsessively to KILL!THE!ANTS!) in your favorite gray skirt with a black sharpie and call it good.
Watch out, Martha Stewart!
Posted by: missconstrued on: February 15, 2008
On Chicken Poop.
If you know me well, you know that I *LOVE* unusual products. So how could I, the girl who stubbornly wore blue lipstick even though it was most definitely NOT my color (no, not even if my nickname was Smurfette in middle school. Shut up. It’s not funny.) pass up the opportunity to [...]
Posted by: missconstrued on: January 22, 2008
Raise your hand if you wish *LIFE* came equipped with a bunch of handy little signs that look like this!
::waving hand wildly::
I *think* part of growing up means that you know when to give in. There are times you should chase – there are times you should turn around and go home. Maturing is learning [...]
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