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Ghetto Fabulous

Posted by: missconstrued on: March 4, 2008

You know you live on a deserted tropical island when:
In lieu of dye, you simply color in the inevitable bleach spots (which you use obsessively to KILL!THE!ANTS!) in your favorite gray skirt with a black sharpie and call it good.
Watch out, Martha Stewart!

The Scoop.

Posted by: missconstrued on: February 15, 2008

 On Chicken Poop.
If you know me well, you know that I *LOVE* unusual products. So how could I, the girl who stubbornly wore blue lipstick even though it was most definitely NOT my color (no, not even if my nickname was Smurfette in middle school. Shut up. It’s not funny.) pass up the opportunity to [...]

Know when to Fold ‘Em

Posted by: missconstrued on: January 22, 2008

Raise your hand if you wish *LIFE* came equipped with a bunch of handy little signs that look like this!

::waving hand wildly::
I *think* part of growing up means that you know when to give in. There are times you should chase – there are times you should turn around and go home. Maturing is learning [...]

What Goes Around…

Posted by: missconstrued on: April 11, 2007

On DIPSHITS #42526

Posted by: missconstrued on: February 20, 2007

Do Not Try This at Home

Posted by: missconstrued on: April 4, 2006

Old Should be a Four Letter Word

Posted by: missconstrued on: May 24, 2005

Love the Skin You’re In

Posted by: missconstrued on: April 27, 2005

Love the Skin You’re In

Posted by: missconstrued on: April 27, 2005

Saturday! Saturday!

Posted by: missconstrued on: April 23, 2005