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All UP in my Ovaries.

Posted by: missconstrued on: February 26, 2009

Could I *BE* more uncomfortable? I don’t think so.
I got an assload of paperwork from the fertility doctor to fill out today. Okay, it’s about 12 pages, but the questions make me so uncomfortable that I can barely read them without covering my ears and saying, “lalalalalalalalala! You can’t see me!” and other childish nonsense.
This [...]

Randomated Thoughts

Posted by: missconstrued on: March 11, 2008

So. The weekend was fantabulastic, punctuated by my dry heaving over the bowl and feeling alternately nauseated by anything I may have haphazardly thrown in my mouth that day AND upcoming fetes at the public dining hall. Yesterday? When I went to check out a movie (Sydney White, for those of you that are curious. [...]

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Meme, meme, good!

Posted by: missconstrued on: March 7, 2008

I got tagged by him. Now, if you’ve been following my paltry little life, you know that I rarely do memes. BUT. BUT! My brain is blank after being hit with many blunt objects last night (hello, American Idol and America’s NEXT Top Model), so this shall be filled out thusly:
What is your occupation?
Cleaner of runny [...]

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So! Happy! It’s! Thursday! #42245

Posted by: missconstrued on: February 13, 2008

Hey, hey it’s Valentine’s Day! Do you know what that means to me? Candy. And the discomfort of overeating. And Candy. Oh, and the discomfort of overeating Candy. Did I already say that?
In an odd coincidence last week, I had 3 people contact me: My cousin, an old college friend, and an OLD FRIEND [...]

F-F-Fast F-F-Forward

Posted by: missconstrued on: February 11, 2008

I had a friend write me an e-mail today asking what I did this weekend. You know what is nuts? I really had NO idea. I mean, I knew that I graded papers, but beyond that? I was drawing a big, fat, blank.
I did have a nice afternoon where I got to talk to the [...]

You Can Run but You Can’t Hide!

Posted by: missconstrued on: December 5, 2007

Today was the last run BEFORE the big ONE.
You know…
THE BIG ONE?
Looks likea man?
It is hard to get myself mentally prepared for Monday morning (early, early) when we’ve been running 3’s lately. I try and establish a breathing rhythm (even though it says NOT to do that – the rhythm is gonna getcha! Wow! Did [...]

IPOD Envy

Posted by: missconstrued on: April 20, 2007

So, just because I don’t think you know enough about me, I’m supplying you with ten songs that I would MOST definitely have on my IPOD, you know, if I HAD an IPOD. Which I couldn’t get now, because it takes about 40 minutes to download one song, and if you do know me, you [...]

Dream On

Posted by: missconstrued on: April 18, 2006

Christmas Schristmas

Posted by: missconstrued on: December 9, 2004

Horn Tootin’

Posted by: missconstrued on: December 1, 2004